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Oh yes. Annoying couples.
So i was out today with a friend and we were discussing how annoying couples can get sometimes. We mostly had this discussion because we're both single and pretty much anti-relationships. I don't do relationships. I can't do relationships. More on that in some other post. For now - ANNOYING HABITS WHICH PEOPLE IN A RELATIONSHIP HAVE. You might want to skip this one if you're dating someone or if you are like really pro relationships and stuff. This isn't all in good humour. It's pretty damn honest to be honest. So let's get into it, shall we?
When a friend gets into a relationship they totally want you to meet their adorable "other-half" and you agree because you are really happy and excited for your friend! So you go to meet them and then they start telling you every tiny detail of how they proposed and how it all happened and shizz.
"...so then he like put his hand on my shoulder and i totally freaked out! And then he said i love you at exactly 3:05:07!" "Daaaaaaawww! You missed what millisecond it was?! Now that is just so sad!" :(
NOT.
This is like Ted Mosby sitting his kids down to tell them the sweet and short story of how he met their mother and then finishing it off in NINE effing seasons! I'm not up for it. And no it's not a good campfire story so stop repeating it. Please.
Yeah! I get it! You're really excited and in love but spare me what nail paint she had on and the angle his hair was falling on his forehead!
Then in the new relationship phase, they totally want to spend every minute with each other and well it's alright whatever makes them happy right? It becomes a problem only when they start dropping you for their "other-half". But it's totally not cool to drop your friend for your "other-half". Most of the times your friends won't even tell you and most of the times you might make "legit" excuses but come on! We all know what's going on. Drop the act pal. It's okay to do it maybe once but really not more than that! We know you're in love and busy and shizz but stick to the plans you make! Or else your friends are just going to stop including you in all the "non-coupley" fun stuff they do! Play it cool man!
So since they are all attached-to-the-hip now, their "other-half" (yes i will keep saying "other-half") is automatically invited everywhere! Drinks with the girls or boys!? I'll just show up with my "other-half" Road trip?! OHMIGAAAAWD! My "other-half" should totally get his car and shizz!
And somehow you try to be okay with it but then comes the PDA. Dear lord. There are very very VERY few things i hate more in this world than PUBLIC DISPLAY OF AFFECTION. GET YOUR EFFING HANDS AND MOUTHS AND WHATEVER OFF EACH OTHER IN FRONT OF ME! FOR EFFS SAKE! GAAAAH.
Nuff said. Moving on.
Another annoying thing couples do is everything becomes a "we".
"We think that movie was totally awesome!" "Oh. My. God. ikr?! we totally hate that biacth!"
So it's like you're just not an individual anymore. There is no "I" to you and you better open your "i" (read eye) to that!
"Hey! you wanna grab some lunch?" "Yeah sure! Let me just ask my "other-half""
KILL ME.
It's like having two parents wasn't enough! Let me ask my "third parent" before i do anything! Great. Just fabulous. Good going pal! Grab yourself a binkie or something while you're at it.
And as if having their "other-half" around all the time wasn't enough when they aren't around (yeah like that small amount of time, which is nothing less than a mini miracle, when they stop continuously texting them while they "talk" to you) they seem to steer every conversation to something they did! or something their "other-half" did! It's annoying to say the least but since we've already established that you aren't an individual anymore and more of like in a symbiotic relationship we didn't really expect any better. I would love to have a conversation other than whether he looks better in shirts or tee-shirts and how it might not work out between of you two because he likes tee-shirts more. Staaaahp.
And what's with the whole setting up business?! Yes i know finding someone may seem like the biggest joy in your life and you really want me to be able to feel that since you love me but maybe just maaaaaaybe i don't need to be set up. Staaaaahp. Again. It's okay that you think some of your "other-half's" friend is really nice and i should think about it.
Cool. I might.
BUT I NEED TO DATE HIS FRIEND SO WE CAN GO ON DOUBLE DATES! YAAAAAAAAAY!
No.
And well that's all i want to strain my brain right now. I might take a nap because of the amount i am annoyed right now. Quick hint to how heated and over-worked my brain is right now - It took me a minute to correctly spell because. And that's all for today kids! No wise words for all you couples. Just figure shit out on your own and take a hint from here.
Kthenkbaaaaai.
Oh yes. Annoying couples.
So i was out today with a friend and we were discussing how annoying couples can get sometimes. We mostly had this discussion because we're both single and pretty much anti-relationships. I don't do relationships. I can't do relationships. More on that in some other post. For now - ANNOYING HABITS WHICH PEOPLE IN A RELATIONSHIP HAVE. You might want to skip this one if you're dating someone or if you are like really pro relationships and stuff. This isn't all in good humour. It's pretty damn honest to be honest. So let's get into it, shall we?
When a friend gets into a relationship they totally want you to meet their adorable "other-half" and you agree because you are really happy and excited for your friend! So you go to meet them and then they start telling you every tiny detail of how they proposed and how it all happened and shizz.
"...so then he like put his hand on my shoulder and i totally freaked out! And then he said i love you at exactly 3:05:07!" "Daaaaaaawww! You missed what millisecond it was?! Now that is just so sad!" :(
NOT.
This is like Ted Mosby sitting his kids down to tell them the sweet and short story of how he met their mother and then finishing it off in NINE effing seasons! I'm not up for it. And no it's not a good campfire story so stop repeating it. Please.
Yeah! I get it! You're really excited and in love but spare me what nail paint she had on and the angle his hair was falling on his forehead!
Then in the new relationship phase, they totally want to spend every minute with each other and well it's alright whatever makes them happy right? It becomes a problem only when they start dropping you for their "other-half". But it's totally not cool to drop your friend for your "other-half". Most of the times your friends won't even tell you and most of the times you might make "legit" excuses but come on! We all know what's going on. Drop the act pal. It's okay to do it maybe once but really not more than that! We know you're in love and busy and shizz but stick to the plans you make! Or else your friends are just going to stop including you in all the "non-coupley" fun stuff they do! Play it cool man!
So since they are all attached-to-the-hip now, their "other-half" (yes i will keep saying "other-half") is automatically invited everywhere! Drinks with the girls or boys!? I'll just show up with my "other-half" Road trip?! OHMIGAAAAWD! My "other-half" should totally get his car and shizz!
And somehow you try to be okay with it but then comes the PDA. Dear lord. There are very very VERY few things i hate more in this world than PUBLIC DISPLAY OF AFFECTION. GET YOUR EFFING HANDS AND MOUTHS AND WHATEVER OFF EACH OTHER IN FRONT OF ME! FOR EFFS SAKE! GAAAAH.
Nuff said. Moving on.
Another annoying thing couples do is everything becomes a "we".
"We think that movie was totally awesome!" "Oh. My. God. ikr?! we totally hate that biacth!"
So it's like you're just not an individual anymore. There is no "I" to you and you better open your "i" (read eye) to that!
"Hey! you wanna grab some lunch?" "Yeah sure! Let me just ask my "other-half""
KILL ME.
It's like having two parents wasn't enough! Let me ask my "third parent" before i do anything! Great. Just fabulous. Good going pal! Grab yourself a binkie or something while you're at it.
And as if having their "other-half" around all the time wasn't enough when they aren't around (yeah like that small amount of time, which is nothing less than a mini miracle, when they stop continuously texting them while they "talk" to you) they seem to steer every conversation to something they did! or something their "other-half" did! It's annoying to say the least but since we've already established that you aren't an individual anymore and more of like in a symbiotic relationship we didn't really expect any better. I would love to have a conversation other than whether he looks better in shirts or tee-shirts and how it might not work out between of you two because he likes tee-shirts more. Staaaahp.
And what's with the whole setting up business?! Yes i know finding someone may seem like the biggest joy in your life and you really want me to be able to feel that since you love me but maybe just maaaaaaybe i don't need to be set up. Staaaaahp. Again. It's okay that you think some of your "other-half's" friend is really nice and i should think about it.
Cool. I might.
BUT I NEED TO DATE HIS FRIEND SO WE CAN GO ON DOUBLE DATES! YAAAAAAAAAY!
No.
And well that's all i want to strain my brain right now. I might take a nap because of the amount i am annoyed right now. Quick hint to how heated and over-worked my brain is right now - It took me a minute to correctly spell because. And that's all for today kids! No wise words for all you couples. Just figure shit out on your own and take a hint from here.
Kthenkbaaaaai.
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